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• These Two Cellos Make Mood Horse’s Pants Want to Get Up and Dance!

  By mood horse on May 5, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  Ah!  Is it too late for me to take cello lessons so I can audition to play with these two guys?  Probably.  So, I guess I’ll just sit back and marvel at the passion and enjoy the show.  I wish… Read More ›

• (so snarky) Aren’t Siamese twins supposed to be identical?

  By mood horse on February 19, 2013 • ( 4 )

  

  No way are these real Siamese twins.  Someone has obviously sewn a fake white duck head on this Muscovy duck’s back.  Nice try, guys, but you’re not fooling anyone.

• The Very Good Reason the Hotdogs Were Flushed [video]

  By mood horse on February 18, 2013 • ( 6 )

  

  Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling … Plumber Person:  Thank you for calling Bob’s Plumbing, how can we help you today? Me:  Umm … hi. Perhaps you’ll remember me – you’ve been out to my house a few times to clear some hotdogs I had… Read More ›

• (so snarky) Dodo Bird, read the sign!

  By mood horse on February 18, 2013 • ( 0 )

  

  Oh, just go for it, Mr. Quackers! I cheered him on, pointing out that the sign was clearly intended to deter stick figures wearing white underpants from swimming and wading – and not Dodo birds, at all.

• Hotdog, Please Don’t Bark! [video]

  By mood horse on February 7, 2013 • ( 2 )

  

  Once, when I was cooking some hotdogs outside on the grill, one of them made a beastly, squealing sound when I accidentally pierced its skin with my fork.  It wasn’t a full-out bark – not at all, but it sounded… Read More ›

• Light the Fuse and Ring the Dinner Bell – “Hotdogs for Launch!” [pictorial recipe + video of launch]

  By mood horse on January 27, 2013 • ( 4 )

  

  I AM A KITCHEN BAFOON!  No one needs to point that out to me, I already know it. My culinary tool knowledge is at the “what you need to make a PB & J”  level.  I don’t speak a single word… Read More ›

• (a little bit snarky) Is that your banana in the drain hole, or is my biggest nightmare coming true?

  By mood horse on January 23, 2013 • ( 4 )

  

  Me:  “Hey … was there something wrong with your breakfast this morning?  Did you throw your banana down the drain?” From Down the Hallway:  “No.  No, I don’t think so.  Wait … what?” Me:  “I said, is that your banana in… Read More ›

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